Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

12 Things To Give Up For Just One Day

Since we are still in the season of Lent (a religious, annual ritual of 40 days worth of Praying and Fasting) I figured that I would make a list of 12 Things To Give Up For Just One Day!



1. The headphones that block out the entire WORLD!
2. Anything you wear that hurts - The wobbly heels, The full body Spanx, the bag big enough  to carry a small child... You catch my drift.
3. The Second Glass of Wine. Actually, the first!
4. Saying "Yes" when you really feel like saying "No"
5. Slouching... Even on the toilet!!!
6. Texting! There is nothing sweeter than the sound of a friends voice ;;)
7. Processed food. Just so you could say you did it!
8. Procrastinating. And, no you can't put it off until next month.
9. Rolling your eyes. Difficult but extremely effective.
10. Listening to music on the radio. Try a talk show or the news... I recommend John Tesh!
11. Updating or visiting any social media website; as in facebook, twitter or tumblr.
12. Your birth control. Ha ha!!! WE KID (no seriously, don't give that up!)

Monday, April 04, 2011

Yummy Nails

I've been trying to get beach body ready for summer, which means no more late night snacks!! So, to curb my craving for some midnight sweets; I did my nails instead! Nails? Yea, I know what you're thinking... How exactly do the two correlate? Well... I put Rainbow Sprinkles on my nails (my fave) figuring that if I couldn't eat my favourite snack at least my nails could have a taste of the yummy goodness on my behalf! LOOOL

This was such a good idea... I'm freakin' genius! *Licks nail* Ew... it tastes like nail polish!

 Trying to resist the tempatation to bite my nails... They look so DELISHHH

Resist the temptation and... Strike A Pose!


Okay this is honestly too much for me... No More Pics! I've gotta go and take this stuff off!!!!!


Rainbow Sprinkles
Clearly Yummy Nails are no decoy for eating late night snacks! #Fail
Can You Resist The Temptation?

Monday, March 07, 2011

Dash's Notebook: How to get what YOU want!

Okay, so I admit I can be pretty stubborn and I love to get what I want, when I want it... But then again, Who doesn't?

Now, because I like what I want when I want it of courrsseee I would write down The Top 12 MOST PERSUASIVE words in the English language!

Here they are:

1. YOU

Surprised? Probably not... We all like to be acknowledged and appreciated. Now, be very careful, this word can be a little tricky. It can either get you what you want or a major beat down. Be sure not to use this word with an accusatory tone or you'll never get what you want... and I mean EVER!

What are the remaining eleven words on the Most Persuasive Words List?

2. Money
3. Save
4. New
5. Results
6. Health
7. Easy
8. Safety
9. Love
10. Discovery
11. Proven
12. Guarantee

Challenge: Try incorporating these words into your immediate vocabulary and see if it makes a difference.

Anddd... If anyone ends up getting a Black on Black Bentley Coupe out of it... Please let me know because I absolutely LOVE that car and by allowing me to drive it (all of the time) YOU will SAVE MONEY since YOU won't have to pay for gas. Plus it is PROVEN that the less YOU drive the more YOU can protect your HEALTH and SAFETY. This DISCOVERY has GUARENTEED RESULTS and the NEW precautionary method can be done in one EASY step; Just give the car to me!

LOL ;)

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

MissRavenSymoné on Tyra...

Raven Syomoné and Chris Rock on Tyra's show talking about Rock's documentary on weaves... Its funny and something that most ladies can relate to, I know I can!